Q: Why does your art look like a child did them?
A: In fact, you're correct. I have a younger brother who I raised like a son to draw whatever my mind desires. His name isn't Leo.
Q: What do mermen smoke?
A: Seaweed, dude.
Q: What if I like your drawings?
-You might be related to me
-Suffering from severe head trauma.
Q: Why do you only draw mer-men, and no mermaids?
A: You never hear about the mermen or how the mermaids abandoned them for buff handsome sailors.
Q: Why do you like to draw rotund hairy men?
A: Because they are far more interesting than drawing skinny hairless men.
Q: How did you grow your mustache?
Q: Did you go to art school?
A: I didn't. I actually went to college for English Literature. I even met Bill Shakespeare once in Ireland. I guess he sort of taught me how to draw.
Q: Why do you only draw in black and white? Sometimes red?
A: Red? I didn't realize I was using color as I'm color blind.
Q: How come you look so evil, but your drawings are so cute?
A: Why thank you.
Q: What pens do you use?
A: Microns, Higgins black ink, and a magical unicorn horn dipped in centaur feces.