Q: Why does your art look like a child did them?

A: In fact, you're correct. I have a younger brother who I raised like a son to draw whatever my mind desires. His name isn't Leo.

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Q: What do mermen smoke?

A: Seaweed, dude.

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Q: What if I like your drawings?

-You might be related to me
-Suffering from severe head trauma. 
-Legally Blind

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Q: Why do you only draw mer-men, and no mermaids?

A: You never hear about the mermen or how the mermaids abandoned them for buff handsome sailors.

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Q: Why do you like to draw rotund hairy men?

A: Because they are far more interesting than drawing skinny hairless men.

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Q: How did you grow your mustache?

A: Witchcraft

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Q: Did you go to art school?

A: I didn't. I actually went to college for English Literature. I even met Bill Shakespeare once in Ireland. I guess he sort of taught me how to draw.

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Q:  Why do you only draw in black and white? Sometimes red?
A:  Red? I didn't realize I was using color as I'm color blind.

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Q: How come you look so evil, but your drawings are so cute?

A: Why thank you.

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Q:  What pens do you use? 

A: Microns, Higgins black ink, and a magical unicorn horn dipped in centaur feces.